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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

How short is too short for a skirt?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

How do you view men and women who cheat?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Are there girls here who like group sex?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the causes of over sweating?

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics